Of course this week sees the arrival of that most “romantic” day of celebration –
in which people with no imagination send tacky merchandise to each other and others beg for cheap attention on Twitter – Valentine’s Day.
I’m not a fan at the best of times so I worked on creating this alternative (and rather tragic) card instead.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cry myself to sleep
Wanking about you
See who else is taking part